Murphy Lake State Game Area Fun!

I spent the day with some friends birding the Murphy Lake State Game Area. Mostly common stuff, but we did see a Red-shouldered Hawk, a Northern Harrier, and a probable Rough-legged Hawk.

Stay warm out there!

Top Ten WORST TV Shows!

I decided to come up with my top ten list of the most unwatchable television shows that should be cancelled. Here they are:

10. Sunset Tan - television for idiots.

9. CSI: Miami - can you say, "over acting?"

8. The Real World - pretty much everything on MTV is a disaster, but this show personifies its idiocy.

7. Rock of Love (1 & 2) - how this show is allowed to be filmed is beyond my comprehension.

6. Deal or No Deal - is to game shows as Count Chocula is to vampires.

5. The Apprentice - complete garbage. Donald Trump is a HUGE douchebag!

4. House of Payne - if you’ve never seen this travesty, consider yourself lucky!

3. Two and a Half Men - the most unfunny show on TV

2. Last Call w/ Carson Daly - I take that back, this is the least funny show on television.

And the Worst Show On Television!

1. Gilmore Girls - thank God this piece of crap was cancelled! Good riddance!

First Blog of 2008!!

Today's first day of graduate school! I really hope I don't end up regretting this and wishing I had a time machine a year from now. Good Luck to Me!

Also, it appears that one of my "Death Alerts!" may be fulfilled sooner than expected as Ms. Spears appears to not long for this world anymore. I WIN!!

My Predictions for 2008

In 2008:

A new president will be elected, then quickly whisked out of office when it is discovered that he/she isn’t a human at all, but a reptilian-humanoid!

We will find the "missing" weapons of mass destruction that were supposed to be in Iraq, in a
7-11 just outside of Little Rock.

Holly Hunter’s show, "Saving Grace," will be the highest rated show on television for the month of February, when the writer’s strike stand-off will be at a climax, because it will be the only non-reality show that won’t be a re-run.

A new, non-culinary use for mayonnaise will be discovered.

The Myspace empire will collapse on itself, much like the Roman Empire did, with over taxation and a weaken defense system.

The Writer’s Strike will end in March ... badly.

DEATH ALERT! One or more of the following people will die: Dick Clark (preferably live on the air, right after the ball drops tonight), Britney Spears (easy, I know), Sean Hannity, and several "American Idol" winners.

Happy New Year Y'all!

Merry Christmas Y'all

Hope everyone gets everything they wanted! Happy Holidays!

A Festivus For The Rest of Us!

I finished my Christmas shopping today. This Christmas has taken on a "Gift Card" theme. It's much easier to get people gift cards rather than trying to pick out something that they won't throw away.

The warm weather today has the birds on the move. I saw seven hawks today! Five Red-tailed and two Sharpies. One of the Sharpies was hunting around my feeders. It then landed on my roof and proceeded to poop on it. Exciting! Also, had at least three or four Common Redpolls at my feeders today.

Remember tomorrow's the Winter Solstice, so remember to chant a mantra and sacrifice a chicken on a wooden altar!

I'll leave you all with a few hilarious videos from three of my favorite comedians.

Ode To Joy

Today was my very last day as an undergrad! Now what do I do?