Monday, December 31, 2007

My Predictions for 2008

In 2008:


A new president will be elected, then quickly whisked out of office when it is discovered that he/she isn’t a human at all, but a reptilian-humanoid!


We will find the "missing" weapons of mass destruction that were supposed to be in Iraq, in a
7-11 just outside of Little Rock.


Holly Hunter’s show, "Saving Grace," will be the highest rated show on television for the month of February, when the writer’s strike stand-off will be at a climax, because it will be the only non-reality show that won’t be a re-run.


A new, non-culinary use for mayonnaise will be discovered.


The Myspace empire will collapse on itself, much like the Roman Empire did, with over taxation and a weaken defense system.


The Writer’s Strike will end in March ... badly.


DEATH ALERT! One or more of the following people will die: Dick Clark (preferably live on the air, right after the ball drops tonight), Britney Spears (easy, I know), Sean Hannity, and several "American Idol" winners.

Happy New Year Y'all!

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